That was my thought earlier today. Which lead to thinking, oh christ. What if the puppies have gotten to it? Then thinking fuck. is it worth having this cute thing be all adorable n shit when she just destroys my stuff? Maybe I should never have gotten one!
Of course I found it moments later behind the couch but that's beside the point. She had destroyed my network cord days earlier and the $30 required for me to buy a new one is just an outrage. So I've been using my smart phone's wi-fi instead. Until today when I realised I can just use the cord direct from the NBN and deny the laptop internet, muahhahaha.
This is Harley-Quinn about to attack Batman, the one lying on him is Kiki.
Yes, I named my dog after Harley-Quinn, but I mostly just call her "Harley" so that makes it more normal, right? Or the fact that I call her "Harl" or "Harlz", because we're totally so close and I'm cool like that.
Ehem, so perhaps it's the impatience I feel right now because I just ate two buritos and I want to eat dessert while playing secret world but they haven't digested yet but puppy training is making me pretty keen and anxious and all these emotions at once that I shouldn't be worrying about just yet but because I'm batshit I am.
This stems from me trying to take a box away from Harley and experiencing difficulties.
Why can't she play with the super cool toys I give her like this toy that looks like tree trunks from adventure time or the blue batman plushie pictured above!?
Why she would rather chew on my tissues (I have been sick for forever & ever and it's making me mad) which is like. totally super gross. And boxes? I'm not a particularly tidy person, I'll admit. But comeon, Harlz. We need to work as a team here!
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