Fat bitches

The scene is set. A murder!

"I can't help feeling it would be sadder if she wasn't ...heavy"
You know why? Because fat bitches make people sad.
Skinny bitches make people sad too.
But it's okay, because we like to look at them regardless.

What is this new thing where people want 'real' models and more average 'girl next door' looking actors and actresses? Okay so maybe not so much for girls, but definately guys.

If I'm watching a movie I want sexy actors. Jesus. It's not rocket science.
I am rather fond of Thor.
He's all man.
But it's so rare that there are hot guy actors now. What is this?

Who ACTUALLY wants this 

 

Over this:

 

NOBODY! That's who.
Sheesh, get your shit together Hollywood. I want to be lost in the dreamy eyes and hot body of Chris Hemsworth, not see Seth Rogan be an asshole.

I have resolved to make myself have a hot body.
Yessiree.
I am not fat, I am not under this impression.
BUT! I want to be fit/toned. So. I will. Mostly because I'm superficial but also because I want to be better than people I hate.
This is possibly very stupid reasoning.
But I wont lie and say it's about health.

Wish me luck.
Eating out of boredom is a vice I am not quite sure how to deal with.
Also, food = happiness.

Anyway, this entry wasn't that amusing/witty. I just wanted to get the message across to myself and randoms on the internet, then maybe I wont get distracted and nibble absent mindedly whilst browsing 9gag.

We out, yo!